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Virgin National Anthem

Posted by spidercola123lol - March 27th, 2024

Over fifteen-thousand games to try

To discuss and later shelve

The consistency, alphabetically

And Player’s Choice can go to hell

The size and shape of discs and cards

For an hour or so I’ll talk

I’d swipe right on them

Till both my thumbs are stems

Cos every day’s Fat Tuesday in my heart!


The World doesn’t get my passion

They all think Wii Play Motions a sin

But it’s their loss for they, got no spare time to waste

This is something I know we should all embrace

I’m on a quest

To address all the requests

Please understand, this kind of stuff has virgin-etic cachet

We have been blessed

No time to rest

I’ve got a lot to undress

You don’t need sex cos this is better anyways

It’s stupid Nintendo games!

Might I suggest a Geist to start things out

Then moving on to Pac N Roll

Lost in Blue and Tetris 2

Or whatever’s left at Kohls

Nigel Mansell plus Clubhouse Games

Name a better pair to taste

If you said Madden 09’ and skin

Get the fuck out of my face


Please tell me that you understand?

I shouldn’t dwell (He shouldn't dwell)

I’ve got no sex to sell

Take em all and distribute them and you’re spreadin’ Wii Play

It’s so swell- these extra copies extra ban you from hell!

I’ve got a FlingSmash to play every single day! (ev-ery day)

Stupid Nintendo games!

I must confess (He must confess)

I might be slightly obsessed

How could I not be, have you seen these? I’ve got no shame to blame

If you’re down and feeling blue when life crops in around you

There’s a solution for all that pollution dilutin’ your brain!

Stu-pid Nin-ten-do Games!

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CasperTheRamKnight

SHUT THE FUCK UP LIBERAL

spidercola123lol

THAT IS NOT WOKE WHERE IS YOUR BLUE HAIR!!!!!

CasperTheRamKnight

@spidercola123lol U/S/A!!!!

spidercola123lol

One thing I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It's so unreal
Didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Tryin' to hold on, did-didn't even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside and even though I tried
It all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually
Be a memory of a time when I tried so hard
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end it doesn't even matter
One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To remind myself how I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mockin' me
Acting like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I'm surprised it got so far
Things aren't the way they were before
You wouldn't even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me in the end
You kept everything inside and even though I tried
It all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually
Be a memory of a time when I tried so hard
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There's only one thing you should know
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There's only one thing you should know
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end it doesn't even matter

CasperTheRamKnight

@spidercola123lol i love these undertale lyrics!

CasperTheRamKnight

@spidercola123lol i love these undertale lyrics!

spidercola123lol

i love these undertale lyrics!

CasperTheRamKnight

@spidercola123lol (its me, mario!) Boom tang (Game over) suh-ih-bang You alang Futtiggle bang tooga tang Boom tang tang toong tang toogaloogie Fuh-ih-de-buh-uh-de bang bang on the doogie Wip-uh-luh bih-uh-luh tang tang on the doogie Bih-uh-luh bih-uh-luh bang bang on the boogit Wip-uh-luh bih-uh-luh tang tang on the bitbur Hah-uh-luh bih-uh-luh pang pang on the whipper I pang pang to the bang tuh-loogatoogie Hang the bang bang to bang toogaloogie I Fuck it and then I biggle-ang on the bang Wip-uh-luh tip-uh-luh tang tang on the tang Pickle a dickle a toon turn tooga too Poon to pang to poon tang tooga loo Pop-uh-luh dooga le toon snank nan Hook-uh-luh pickle a boot nang Nan Hank-uh-luh pank-uh-luh le oot nang Nan Froog-uh-luh pickle-uh boot tang tan Toog-uh-luh tigg-uh-luh Tang tang on the fank Nan She want to ick up her Ang and on my boogie Come on bitch tuh-ligg-ih-toogie I said I'm out of this boogie like damn of you don't jigg-uh-luh-dang Then you dont jigg-uh-luh bang on the gang Before I left I had to hit you with that sang If you dont jigg-uh-lang get on bang (Bang, toogie)

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