Today i was drawing a picture of my fursona on a piece of scrap paper i found in my backpack and some girl somehow saw it and asked "are you drawing a furry?" I flipped the paper over and told her no and she said "what is it then" i couldn't think of anything so i just said "porn" and crumpled my paper up and shoved it in my mouth and then my bus driver told me to "get some outdoor hobbies"

Over fifteen-thousand games to try

To discuss and later shelve

The consistency, alphabetically

And Player’s Choice can go to hell

The size and shape of discs and cards

For an hour or so I’ll talk

I’d swipe right on them

Till both my thumbs are stems

Cos every day’s Fat Tuesday in my heart!

The World doesn’t get my passion

They all think Wii Play Motions a sin

But it’s their loss for they, got no spare time to waste

This is something I know we should all embrace

I’m on a quest

To address all the requests

Please understand, this kind of stuff has virgin-etic cachet

We have been blessed

No time to rest

I’ve got a lot to undress

You don’t need sex cos this is better anyways

It’s stupid Nintendo games!

Might I suggest a Geist to start things out

Then moving on to Pac N Roll

Lost in Blue and Tetris 2

Or whatever’s left at Kohls

Nigel Mansell plus Clubhouse Games

Name a better pair to taste

If you said Madden 09’ and skin

Get the fuck out of my face

Please tell me that you understand?

I shouldn’t dwell (He shouldn't dwell)

I’ve got no sex to sell

Take em all and distribute them and you’re spreadin’ Wii Play

It’s so swell- these extra copies extra ban you from hell!

I’ve got a FlingSmash to play every single day! (ev-ery day)

Stupid Nintendo games!

I must confess (He must confess)

I might be slightly obsessed

How could I not be, have you seen these? I’ve got no shame to blame

If you’re down and feeling blue when life crops in around you

There’s a solution for all that pollution dilutin’ your brain!

Stu-pid Nin-ten-do Games!

There's some creepy ass girl in my math class that just admitted to me yesterday that she takes pictures of me walking in to the drug store without my consent and it's creeping me the fuck out imma tell my principal tomorrow.

last night I was trying to jerk to gay furry porn but I couldn't so I just played fnf and watched sam o Nella academy then I fucking died  😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎

idk why but I got unscouted months ago so yea lmao honestly idc that much

(its from this video: https://youtu.be/3NGFUY_Cx6Y?si=NvcrVM8zL1YFDfXt&t=185 )

sonic and shadow are a gay couple and classic sonic is their adopted son

https://studio.code.org/projects/spritelab/sQnZst4qxpTj_b09YFeBXdwLAZ50gbD0_kGm1wyhs34

PLAY ITTTTTTTT

WHEN THE WIND BLOWS (CH4 S1)

When the wind blows

Warm yourself up by the fire

Come inside and sip' all the Slurp you require

All the snowmen dancing around, planting candy canes

And the sleigh is ready, jolly fellow at the reins

All the ballerinas dancing under pale moon light

Come along, don't be alarmed

It's a sight

When the wind blows

Warm yourself up by the fire

All the wonders of a new world to inspire

And every loadout is golden

With every Chest shiny loot

And everyone knows when it snows that its true

A rifts a gift just for you

When the wind blows

Gather your squad by the tree

Share the spirit, open your gifts with glee

When the wind blows

Warm yourself up by the fire

May you all get all of the loot you desire

I JUST FOUND OUT LIKE 4 MONTHS LLATE YEAH FUCK YOU ANTIFURRIES WE REMAIN SUPREME5

stay strong RoyalProtoM (WAIT DON'T KEEP SCROLLING I'M DESPRATE)

five nights at gay anal sex V2!!!!!!

vagina from dragon ball z vs bender bending rodruigez futurama (my favorite mexican other than me!!111!!!)

holy shit splinter in fortnite!!!!!! ninja turtle

dude shedder fortnite looks sooo fucking cool

also i GYATTT a job i get paid $20 a week to walk a dog once a day for 3-5 days a week finna put half of it in dabank so it grows over time im finna buy switch 2 with saved money (thanks papa for the idea :3) my grandfathers bank has handles that look like viles of ooze like tmnt also my survivor rank in fortnite is exotic istg im so good at zero build anyways BYE LOZERSSSSSSSSS X3 OwO